1 January 0001
Boris, a curmudgeonly hoarder, has discovered a locked foot safe in depths of his attic. Enticed by sound of the contents inside, he tries to open it with one of his many keys. When none of them works he tries to pry it open, hammer it open, saw it open. But no luck. Boris's curiosity consumes him. What is inside? Gold? Jewelry? Millions? Obsessed with opening it, he embarks on increasingly desperate and dangerous attempts to free the contents and in the process looses his house, his job, his best friend and his sanity.
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